Quote of the day:

 Leah: "Hey Mom, what's your deepest darkest secret?"

 Mom: "My deepest darkest secret?"

 Leah: "Yeah!!"

 Mom: "My deepest darkest secret is that if you don't back away from the stove, I'm going to shove this rice up your nose!"

 Isaac: "I think that would improve her looks, too!"

  Good times...